I can't believe that it's been exactly one month since I've posted anything on here. Yet, I come here with grave news. You may remember a few months back when I reported on snakes learning to smoke cigarettes. I said that it was a disturbing sign that animals were working to replace us at the top of earth's hierarchy.
Many of you wrote me off as crazy.
Because you all turned your backs and ignored my warnings, the diabolical plans of these evil animals have continued unabated. How do I know? I was lucky enough to obtain disturbing visual evidence of ongoing talks between mammals and crustaceans.
That's right: A Cat-Crayfish alliance!
Representatives from the mammal and crustacean world, Buggs the cat and Mr. Crawdaddy the crayfish, seal the historic agreement with a paw/claw shake while Buggs' bodyguard Smokey scans the perimeter.
Man's war against nature will not be won by sitting on the sidelines. Join the fight! You're either with us or against us!