I work in sales (I'm not telling where because I don't want to give out too much personal info, but rest assured I'm not some retail clerk. I have an office, business cards, and all that stuff that I know makes you jealous). Anyway, I like to read, watch tv and movies, listen to the radio, spend time with friends, and generally waste my free time. If you want to get to know more, just get in touch. It'd be great to get to know some of you.
I blinked the first two times but I saw you the third! Can I have your autograph? I'll save it to sell on eBay when you're famous.
ReplyDeleteYou played your part to perfection. The slight raising of the water bottle as you turn your head is Deniro-esque.
ReplyDeleteThe Emmys will come a-callin' I'm sure.
Just promise me you'll remember the little people.
ReplyDelete@Chrissy: Since you're going to sell it on eBay, should I sigh it to "Chrissy" or "To Whom It May Concern"?
ReplyDelete@Chris: I'm already looking forward to the calls asking me to star in the remake of Raging Bull
@Theresa: I'm not sure what the Pygmies have to do with all of this, but ok.