Sunday, February 14, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wal Mart was packed. Is there something important goin on today?11:54 AM Feb 7th from txt
Anybody else see the "Canonize Brees" sign after the game?lol1:38 AM Feb 8th from web
Everyone said the Saints would win the super bowl when Hell froze over, and Washington DC froze over this weekend. Hmmmmmm6:34 AM Feb 8th from txt
What is Dick Vitale good for other than being loud and annoying?5:26 PM Feb 8th from txt
Don't worry, Peyton. You still have a shot at that Oreo Double Stuff Racing League Championship.6:24 PM Feb 8th from web
My favorite Super Bowl commercial was the one advertising the next "exciting" episode of Navy: NCIS.10:40 PM Feb 8th from web
Saints fans, your team has won Super Bowl XLIV. Remember it forever with this horrendously overpriced crap from nflshops.com3:21 PM Feb 9th from txt
Watching the Saints parade online. This is...buffering...buffering...buffering...really exciting.7:03 PM Feb 9th from web
To the guy sitting in the lobby: it's not hip to wear a fedora inside. It just shows that you're an ill-mannered douche.10:23 AM Feb 10th from txt
Friday, February 5, 2010
"Let the record show that Mr. Hank Hill really knows his pornography."9:23 PM Jan 22nd from web
You know I'll bet that Lady Gaga creature was a really handsome man before its sex change.3:24 PM Jan 24th from txt
It's the Vikings Vs Jeremy Shockey, who looks like a real live viking.5:24 PM Jan 24th from txt
Anybody else excited for the 4th annual Brett Favre retirement party? #whodat5:30 PM Jan 24th from txt
Favre's going to be mad when he realizes that he forgot to TiVo Murder She Wrote.6:49 PM Jan 24th from txt
I'm sick of these two coaches playing lawyer ball9:17 PM Jan 24th from txt
The Saints are now America's team. If you don't support them you're a terrorist...and probably impotent.7:55 AM Jan 25th from web
New Orleans Times-Picayune sold every copy today. On a related note, there are plenty copies of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune available!6:47 PM Jan 25th from web
Jeez. Getting injured in the Pro Bowl is like twisting your ankle in a fun run.7:53 PM Jan 31st from txt
It's Groundhog Day. That means if Bill Murray sees his shadow, there will be 6 more Garfield movies, right?8:27 AM Feb 2nd from web
Just because Archie Manning is rooting for the Colts, don't go TP his yard. He'll make Cooper and Eli pick it all up.9:37 AM Feb 4th from web
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Seriously, is there any question that the apocalypse is around the corner? Not only are the Saints going to the Super Bowl….
Have I mentioned that yet? The Saints are going to the Super Bowl!
There’s a much more disturbing sign that the world will soon may be turning into a giant spinning ball of lava. First is the story that giant squid are invading California. That’s right! Giant squid are invading California. Most of these squid weigh between 20 and 40 lbs, and squirt ink at people who piss them off. I’m not kidding. According to the AP story I read, these squid have been shooting ink when they feel threatened.
I feel bad for the people of California, because they’re not going to repel this invasion. Think about it: Their governor’s a German guy. Think about what happened the last time a bunch of German guys tried to repel a sea-born invasion.
I think anyone with half a brain realizes that these squid are soulless, Godless, communist killing machines who are invading our soil for the very purpose of corrupting our hearts and minds! These squid are coming after our homes, our jobs, our children, and our way of life!
God forbid they catch you in a sushi restaurant, or eating calamari once they hit the mainland. They’ll send you off to one of their undersea prison camps.
It may be too late for California, but it’s not too late for you, and your hometown! Take up arms…or fishing rods, and fight these eight-armed bastards.
America fighting World War III against communist squid is just the tip of the iceberg. You see, there’s even more evidence that points to an upcoming apocalyptic animal uprising.
Snakes are learning how to smoke cigarettes.
Meet Po the pit viper. He’s a three year old snake that lives with his owner Sho Lau in Taipei. According to Lau, Po smokes a cigarette in the morning, and another one in the evening.
In the Terminator movies, they talked about robots and computers becoming sentient and killing humans. They got it all wrong. It’s not the machines that are going to rise up against us. It’s the animals! Some, namely me, would say that it’s already started!
Why do you think snakes are learning to smoke cigarettes?
They’re trying to kill humans with second hand smoke. Don’t be fooled! Snakes subscribe to all the latest medical journals. They KNOW what second hand smoke does to human lungs. This is all part of their evil two-pronged assault on humanity: The poisonous snakes ambush us and bite us. The non-poisonous snakes hang around in our backyards smoking until we develop lung cancer.
Then, they invade our houses and take over.
These truly are are times that try men's souls.