Thursday, September 24, 2009

You Might Be A Redneck





So, I stop by mom and pop's house this evening. Mom had been to the grocery store a little while before. I noticed her shopping list on the kitchen table, and glanced at it. At the very top was the following phrase (I swear I'm not making this up):

"Look for NASCAR shot glass."

*Sniff* I'm SO proud.
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5 comments:

  1. ChrisSeptember 24, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    As long as it's Tony Stewart, we're cool.

    Thanks for coming by the new place by the way, JF.

    I appreciate it!

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  2. Travel & Dive GirlSeptember 25, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    Where did you find that photo of my cousin?

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  3. Judge FudgeOctober 1, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    @Kuncklehead: I was confused at first when I saw that the old website was gone and someone called Knucklehead had started following me. Then I put two and two together. Your secret identity is safe with me, Superman.

    @Dive Girl: He happily posed for the picture after I offered him a jug of fresh corn-squeezin's.

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  4. Bobby AllanOctober 2, 2009 at 4:35 AM

    Gee, I wonder if she ever found it.

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  5. Judge FudgeOctober 2, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    @Chrissy: Oh, I forgot to mention the eventual resolution to the story. Turns out she was looking for a gift for my aunt's boyfriend who loves NASCAR and collects shotglasses.

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