Twitter Thursday!

You thought I forgot, didn't you? Well, I didn't. It's time for the blog sensation that's spreading across the 7 continents like a highly contagious, and super sexy virus: Twitter Thursday!

Watching Master and Commander. Is there anything more fun that watching Russel Crowe kill filthy French people?10:04 PM Jan 8th from txt
If I ever meet Old Man Winter, I'm going to staple an American flag to his butt and mail him to Al Qaeda!3:30 PM Jan 9th from web
someone needs to punch Tony Romo in his vagina!9:12 PM Jan 9th from web
Jay Leno Show cancelled. This is rock solid proof to atheists everywhere that there IS a God.2:35 PM Jan 10th from web
I hear some Baltimore players snuck into Tom Brady's hotel room last night and stole his estrogen pills.4:32 PM Jan 10th from txt
#imtiredof young people speaking like they're straight out of Compton. Use the Queen's English, please.6:56 PM Jan 10th from web
Cardinals kicker= Shank Williams, Jr.6:58 PM Jan 10th from web
I want a bacon donut.8:02 PM Jan 10th from txt
Conan O'Brien quits to avoid "destruction" of the Tonight Show. Looks like NBC late night is the Happy Chin Fun Time Hour again. Bleh3:07 PM Jan 12th from web
How long before NBC applies for a bailout?9:49 AM Jan 13th from txt
I've come to the realization that I don't care for most things.about 8 hours ago from web