I can't believe that it's been exactly one month since I've posted anything on here. Yet, I come here with grave news. You may remember a few months back when I reported on snakes learning to smoke cigarettes. I said that it was a disturbing sign that animals were working to replace us at the top of earth's hierarchy.
Many of you wrote me off as crazy.
Because you all turned your backs and ignored my warnings, the diabolical plans of these evil animals have continued unabated. How do I know? I was lucky enough to obtain disturbing visual evidence of ongoing talks between mammals and crustaceans.
That's right: A Cat-Crayfish alliance!
Representatives from the mammal and crustacean world, Buggs the cat and Mr. Crawdaddy the crayfish, seal the historic agreement with a paw/claw shake while Buggs' bodyguard Smokey scans the perimeter.Man's war against nature will not be won by sitting on the sidelines. Join the fight! You're either with us or against us!
One can only wonder what sort of pact they were entering into here.
ReplyDelete"Okay," said Mr. Crawdaddy, "we'll pinch the hell out of the dogs that annoy you, and YOU'LL eat the tuna that have been pissing us off for decades."