Twitter Thursday!

I'm introducing a semi-regular feature at I Don't Know You, But I Probably Don't Like You. As you may have guessed by the title (or by reading my thoughts if you work for the National Security Agency), it'll be called Twitter Thursday. The premise is simple. There are tons of funny things I think up that are too short to turn in to a worthwhile blog post. So, they end up on Twitter (which is essentially the blog's cutting room floor...Seriously, if this blog ever gets its own DVD, my Twitter account will be the "Deleted Scenes" menu). On Twitter Thursday, I'm going to take the 10/15 best tweets from the previous seven days and post them here. So, enjoy the inaugural episode of Twitter Thursday...and if you don't enjoy it, just lie to me.

Yeeeehaw! A new movie starring The Rock is comin' out! I can't wait to jump in my El Camino and get on down to the movin' picture show!

7:42 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
God bless the turkey that gave its life so that I might enjoy a tasty bird on Santa Claus's birthday.1:36 PM Dec 25th, 2009 from web
As much as I like to skirt the law, I also like to arbitrarily enforce it.9:50 PM Dec 26th, 2009 from txt
Chevy Chase calling someone "painfully unfunny." Now that's irony!8:07 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from txt
In my experience people with "No Fear" magnets and stickers on their vehicles are big cowards.8:46 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from txt
I don't know how to feel about a car dealership claiming that it's going to "Knock the bottom out" of high prices.11:48 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from txt
I hope The Blindside gets a "squeequal" too.6:40 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web

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   NFL playoff scenarios are idiotic. The Saints get home field advantage if they win, the Vikings lose, and a Malaysian boy named Chi passes the 3rd grade10:36 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
   And a movie can NOT be an American Movie Classic if it features Owen Wilson!about 7 hours ago from txt
   I'd have a lot more respect for the "Green" movement if it didn't primarily consist of smelly people shouting slogans.about 1 hour ago from web
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