Twitter Thursday On A Monday

There used to be an old radio DJ that I loved. He went from doing a morning show to an evening shift. In the radio world, that's the equivalent of a demotion, but he rolled with it pretty well. He started doing announcements on the station he was on saying, "Did you hear? I'm doing my morning show at night!" This is just a long, rambling way of saying that I I'm doing Twitter Thursday on Monday because I've been to busy (ie. Lazy) to post Twitter Thursday for the last couple of weeks. So here's two weeks worth of Twitter wisdom for you.

Ok...In retrospect, maybe "The Grapist" was not the most politically correct idea for a grape soda mascot.10:10 PM Feb 11th via web
February 14: V-Day. February 15: VD-Day...The Aftermath.12:16 AM Feb 15th via web
How come fat people are the only ones with big bones?8:39 AM Feb 15th via web
President's Day Fact: George Washington spent 7% of his $25,000 per year presidential salary on booze.7:30 PM Feb 15th via web
I had no idea that Tiger Woods' mom is Yoko Ono!11:09 AM Feb 19th via web
I get the feeling that the Winter Olympics were established so potheads in Aspen could win gold medals that they could pawn for more hash.11:55 AM Feb 19th via web
They need to change the name of this History Channel show from "Lock N Load" to "R Lee Ermy Gets Paid To Shoot Stuff"5:41 PM Feb 19th via txt
When I saw "The Queen" was playing on AMC, I thought maybe someone had finally filmed a biopic of Boy George's life8:07 PM Feb 20th via web
Well, well, well, I guess America is better than you at EVERYTHING, Canada.8:56 PM Feb 21st via web
I AM the law!12:46 AM Feb 23rd via web
"Actual amounts of hope and change may vary."#Obama2012Slogan4:17 PM Feb 24th via web
"F**k you, America!" #Obama2012Slogan6:39 PM Feb 24th via web