I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone alternate reality where I'm the only one who realizes what an unfunny, vulgar dolt Sarah Silverman is.8:29 PM Mar 4th via web
Fruit Stripe Gum was always like the retard of gums when I was growing up..8:47 PM Mar 5th via web
Guess who has two thumbs and doesn't give a rat's rear end about the Oscars.9:57 AM Mar 7th via txt
The History Channel should combine the shows "American Eats" and "American Pickers" and produce a new show called "Picking and Eating."1:44 PM Mar 7th via web
You stupid wretches! I hate you all! :p1:51 PM Mar 7th via web
I wonder if Ted Kennedy's sober yet.1:55 PM Mar 7th via web
No one ever pays me in gum :(8:16 PM Mar 8th via web
Learned a new word today: Vajazzle. I'm pretty sure its why terrorists hate our country.10:30 AM Mar 9th via web
The LAST thing we need is for circus freks to unionize.8:51 PM Mar 9th via txt
Chuck Norris is only a few months younger than my grandma.If they were both single met and liked each other Chuck Norris could be my grandpa12:10 PM Mar 10th via web
Would I call him "Paw Paw Chuck" or "Paw Paw Norris?"12:11 PM Mar 10th via web
Who am I kidding? I'd just call him "Sir."12:11 PM Mar 10th via web
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Ha! I love your thoughts on Chuck Norris!! That's too funny!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I, too, think Sarah Silverman is overrated and unfunny.
Another Sarah hater here. I just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI hear Teddy had a relapse.
@Heather: My friend's response was "You won't call him, he'll call you. Because that's the way Chuck Norris wants it."
ReplyDelete@Chrissy: I knew it! They probably buried a bottle of Irish whiskey with him.