Last week, I didn't post Twitter Thursday. I just haven't haven't tweeting quite as much lately. So, I waited until this week for a Super Deluxe version of T.T. (which is what all the cool kids are calling Twitter Thursday, now).
"The evidence is strong that these two human groups came across each others' tools." Apparently, I'm watching the Erotic History Channel
That's it! You Twitter followers have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown College!11:25 PM Mar 20th via web
Rockapella is coming to the Heyman Center. Keep your Lady Gaga bullspit, Rockapella's the band I want tickets to see.10:59 PM Mar 22nd via web
You stupid wretches!11:13 PM Mar 22nd via web
Sorry, democracy. I guess Obama's just not that into you.9:38 AM Mar 23rd via web
You chicanerous dogs!10:54 AM Mar 24th via web
If General Electric and Alitalia Airlines ever merged would they name the new company Genitalia?11:20 PM Mar 24th via web
So...how many minutes into the Rockapella show will it be before someone yells "Sing Carmen San Diego!"4:52 PM Mar 25th via web
Also, what are the odds that that person will be me?4:52 PM Mar 25th via web
A certain cat would be ill-advised to pee on the robe of the guy who feeds him.10:16 PM Mar 26th via web
If he does it again,I'm going to explain to him how they used to string tennis rackets in the old days.That'll give him nightmares for weeks10:20 PM Mar 26th via web
I'll be celebrating #EarthHour by force-feeding my used motor oil to squirrels. Be part of the solution, man!9:23 AM Mar 27th via web
The fact that Oprah is narrating this show on the Discovery Channel completely kills all enthusiasm I had for it.5:02 PM Mar 28th via web
The term "Dudevorce" is almost as disturbing as Vajazzle.9:37 PM Mar 29th via txt
Great! A Vagisil commercial right before bed. Now, I'll have nightmares!about 23 hours ago via web
I'm going to have to see if I can upgrade to the Erotic History Channel.
ReplyDeleteOr would that be downgrade?