Things I could probably extend into full-length blogs if I had enough booze.
Man Vs. Beast
If I could punch just one species of animal in the face, it would probably be a dingo.
Planet Of The Apes
A world ruled by monkeys? Impossible! I mean, I could see a world where they have voting rights, but absolute rule? No thank you, sir!
Jolly Good Intercourse, Love!
Wouldn't Sir Loin be a great name for a British Porn Star?
Would Mr. T pity me as a fool if I told him I didn't really care for The A Team?
Reach Into Bob's $500 Pocket And Claim Your Prize!
Bob Barker admits that he was once asked to do porn. Gives a new meaning to the game "Hole In One, or Two."
Check The Stats
The truth is that thirty-six percent of all statistics are made up. Sixty-four percent of the population realizes that.
Who Turned Out The Lights?
It's a shame that Stevie Wonder will never live to see an African-American president.
Tune Out, Turn Off, Etc, Etc.
When did the History Channel become the "Truck Driver, And lumberjack Channel"? Also, when did the History Channel start to suck?