Saturday, May 2, 2009

Swine Flu. The Other White Pathogen

Three Americans have died so far this weekend as a result of swine flu infections. Their names have just been released:

Ms. Piggy
Arnold Ziffel (from Green Acres)
Mr. Pig the Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets mascot.

Porky Pig has been rushed to the hospital, and is currently in intensive care. The CDC in Atlanta is monitoring the case closely.

Godspeed, our pink-skinned, flat-nosed heroes!


  1. I heard another of another case today:

    Rosie O'Donnell

  2. Oh, she's definitely a possible victim!